Latest Hindi Jokes

Santa dialled a phone number.

A computerizd female voice said,

“apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kipaya appna mobile rechage kare”.

Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai!

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Hum to nikle the apni tanhai se ladkar Mohabbat ki talash me… Baap re garmi bahut the gnnaa ka ras pikar aa gaye……

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Meri lovely GF ke Shadi ka card mila bahut bura laga yaar,

baad me soocha, shadi me jauga jarur

kyko love apne jagah hai aur

Lazedar puri-sabji, pulao apni jahah

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Ghadi Ghadi Selfie khichne wali

ladkiyo ke mobile

aab kuch kuch time ke baad khud hi

bol padte hai- chalo muh banao baby

selfie leni hai….

Baby-jara Lipstick aur Fair N lovely

bhi laga le slefie cute aaygi…….

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Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat

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Bewafai Alag

Judai Alag

Tanhai Alag

Or

Mummy Se Pitai Alag.

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Mummy Aram Se Maro

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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai…!

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Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,

dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,

muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,

aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

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A father was teaching

the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”

to his child.

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He says:

ek Gadha(ASS),

uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)

jispar Mein(I),

aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

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Abba Ke Daur Se

Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.

Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..

 

Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?

Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.

Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha

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Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.

 

Phone Par Baat

Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband : Behan se.

Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?

Husband : Teri hai, Is liye…

 

 

 

Love or War

 

HITLER said:

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“War is better than love, because at the end of war you either live or die

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But

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At the end of love, U neither live nor die”

 

 

Naari Samman Sewa

 

Uncle: What do you do son…?

Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon

Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho

Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

 

 

 

Lambe Baal Ka Fashion

 

Mom: “Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata”??

 

Son: “Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa”

 

Mom: “Arre idiot…! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain.”

 

 

 

Mehnat Ki Kamai

 

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

 

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

 

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

 

Thought Of The Day

Thought of the day:

 

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe

Dono mein hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta hai.

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Funny Hindi Jokes On Married Friends

-THE SECRET Of a Good Husband

Once I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”

He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

I asked “Can you explain?”

He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”

Still not convinced, i asked him “Give me some examples”.

He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”

I asked “Then, what is your role?”

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He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether telangana should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”…

😜😝😂😂👌

Dedicated to Married Friends….! And those who are in queue as well!!!

 

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Two Types         

Teacher to Student: There are Two Types of SEX on Earth, Male and Female.

Student: I Know Few More.

Teacher: What??

Student: Bedroom Sex, Bathroom Sex and Online Sex…;-p

 

Night rates        

In Chemistry Teacher: What r Nitrates??

Girl(Shermaty Huwe): Night Rates, They r Costlier Than Day..;-p

 

Mughals Rule   

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals Rule??

Student: Sir I Am not sure,

But I Think From Page 15 to 26…:-)

 

 

 

Important Source          

Commerce professor: What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business??

Student: “Father In Law”…;-p

 

 

Kisi Aisi jaga Ka Naam   

Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao Jis ko

Banaya To Admi Ny Hai Magar Wo Wahan Ja Nahi Sakta..

 

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Student: Miss, “Ladies Toilet”…:-)

 

 

Fail Student      

School me Ek Fail Student k Papa

Class Teacher se:

 

“Madam, Thora Aap Tight Raho,

Thora Me Zor lagata hun,

Ummeed Hai,

Is Saal Bacha Nikal Hi Jaye Ga..:-p

 

 

 

Loffer   

Teacher: “Loffer” Aur “Offer” me Kiya Farq hai??

Student: Simple madam,

Larka “I Love U” Bole to Loffer,

Aur,

Larki “I Love U” Bole to Offer..:-)

 

 

Ab me Samjha  

Teacher: hamen Gharibon k Sath Piyar se Pesh Ana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.

Teacher: Kiya??

Student: PAPA Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagaty hen..:-p

 

Feeling Alone  

Teacher: kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao,

Jahan Bohat Saray Log hon Magar Phir bhi

Aap Akele Feel kerty Hon??

 

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Student:

 

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Examination Hall..:-p

 

Ek Admi Teacher Se       

Ek Admi Teacher se: Aap In Bachon Se Mere Karobar k liye Dua Kerwa Den?

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Teacher: Agar In ki Dua Qubool Hoti to

Aaj Me Kisi Qabrustan me Dafan hota..:)

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