Latest Student SMS Hindi Jokes

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Two Types         

Teacher to Student: There are Two Types of SEX on Earth, Male and Female.

Student: I Know Few More.

Teacher: What??

Student: Bedroom Sex, Bathroom Sex and Online Sex…;-p

 

Night rates        

In Chemistry Teacher: What r Nitrates??

Girl(Shermaty Huwe): Night Rates, They r Costlier Than Day..;-p

 

Mughals Rule   

History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals Rule??

Student: Sir I Am not sure,

But I Think From Page 15 to 26…:-)

 

 

 

Important Source          

Commerce professor: What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business??

Student: “Father In Law”…;-p

 

 

Kisi Aisi jaga Ka Naam   

Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao Jis ko

Banaya To Admi Ny Hai Magar Wo Wahan Ja Nahi Sakta..

 

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Student: Miss, “Ladies Toilet”…:-)

 

 

Fail Student      

School me Ek Fail Student k Papa

Class Teacher se:

 

“Madam, Thora Aap Tight Raho,

Thora Me Zor lagata hun,

Ummeed Hai,

Is Saal Bacha Nikal Hi Jaye Ga..:-p

 

 

 

Loffer   

Teacher: “Loffer” Aur “Offer” me Kiya Farq hai??

Student: Simple madam,

Larka “I Love U” Bole to Loffer,

Aur,

Larki “I Love U” Bole to Offer..:-)

 

 

Ab me Samjha  

Teacher: hamen Gharibon k Sath Piyar se Pesh Ana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.

Teacher: Kiya??

Student: PAPA Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagaty hen..:-p

 

Feeling Alone  

Teacher: kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao,

Jahan Bohat Saray Log hon Magar Phir bhi

Aap Akele Feel kerty Hon??

 

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Student:

 

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Examination Hall..:-p

 

Ek Admi Teacher Se       

Ek Admi Teacher se: Aap In Bachon Se Mere Karobar k liye Dua Kerwa Den?

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Teacher: Agar In ki Dua Qubool Hoti to

Aaj Me Kisi Qabrustan me Dafan hota..:)

Source : Hindi Jokes

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