Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.
Two Types
Teacher to Student: There are Two Types of SEX on Earth, Male and Female.
Student: I Know Few More.
Teacher: What??
Student: Bedroom Sex, Bathroom Sex and Online Sex…;-p
Night rates
In Chemistry Teacher: What r Nitrates??
Girl(Shermaty Huwe): Night Rates, They r Costlier Than Day..;-p
Mughals Rule
History Teacher: From where to where did the Mughals Rule??
Student: Sir I Am not sure,
But I Think From Page 15 to 26…:-)
Important Source
Commerce professor: What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business??
Student: “Father In Law”…;-p
Kisi Aisi jaga Ka Naam
Teacher: Kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao Jis ko
Banaya To Admi Ny Hai Magar Wo Wahan Ja Nahi Sakta..
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Student: Miss, “Ladies Toilet”…:-)
Fail Student
School me Ek Fail Student k Papa
Class Teacher se:
“Madam, Thora Aap Tight Raho,
Thora Me Zor lagata hun,
Ummeed Hai,
Is Saal Bacha Nikal Hi Jaye Ga..:-p
Loffer
Teacher: “Loffer” Aur “Offer” me Kiya Farq hai??
Student: Simple madam,
Larka “I Love U” Bole to Loffer,
Aur,
Larki “I Love U” Bole to Offer..:-)
Ab me Samjha
Teacher: hamen Gharibon k Sath Piyar se Pesh Ana Chahiye.
Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teacher: Kiya??
Student: PAPA Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagaty hen..:-p
Feeling Alone
Teacher: kisi Aisi Jaga Ka Naam Batao,
Jahan Bohat Saray Log hon Magar Phir bhi
Aap Akele Feel kerty Hon??
?
Student:
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Examination Hall..:-p
Ek Admi Teacher Se
Ek Admi Teacher se: Aap In Bachon Se Mere Karobar k liye Dua Kerwa Den?
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Teacher: Agar In ki Dua Qubool Hoti to
Aaj Me Kisi Qabrustan me Dafan hota..:)
Source : Hindi Jokes
