Hindi Jokes

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Abba Ke Daur Se

Ek dafa ek Badshah ne khushi mein sab kaidi riha kar diye.

Un kaidiyon mein badshah ne ek bahut hi buzurg kaidi ko deka..

 

Badshah: Tum kabse kaid mein ho?

Buzurg: Aap ke abba ke daur se.

Yeh sun ke Badshah ki aankhon mein aansu aa gaye aur kaha

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Isko dobara kaid mein daal do, yeh abba ki nishani hai.

 

Phone Par Baat

Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband : Behan se.

Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?

Husband : Teri hai, Is liye…

 

 

 

Love or War

 

HITLER said:

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“War is better than love, because at the end of war you either live or die

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But

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At the end of love, U neither live nor die”

 

 

Naari Samman Sewa

 

Uncle: What do you do son…?

Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon

Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho

Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

 

 

 

Lambe Baal Ka Fashion

 

Mom: “Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata”??

 

Son: “Tum samajhti nahi ho, yeh fashion hai maa”

 

Mom: “Arre idiot…! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain.”

 

 

 

Mehnat Ki Kamai

 

Father: Beta yeh lo Rs. 2000.

 

Son: Lekin papa yeh kis liye.

 

Father: Beta yeh teri mehnat ki kamai hai kyon ki jabse toone Whatsapp shuru kiya hai tab se raat ko security guard nahi rakhna pad raha hai

 

Thought Of The Day

Thought of the day:

 

Aap bas pe chadhein ya bas aap pe chadhe

Dono mein hi ticket aapka hi kat-ta hai.

Source : Hindi Jokes

 

 

 

 

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