Mazedar Hindi Jokes

Sher Ka Puttar

Ek Srdar apne Bete se bola oye ghabra

 

mat Tu sher ka puttar hai.

Beta: oye papaji, acha hua bata diya

 

techer bhi ye hi puchti he ki Tu kis janwar

 

ki aulad hai.?

 

Doctor Ki Likhai

Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai jo

 

kewal Medical Store waale hi samajh paate

 

hai..

Wo likhte hai:—

“Maine to Loot Liya tu bhi Loot le…!”

 

Batao na.!!

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai

 

meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne

 

ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..

 

 

Kya hai?

ek bar American, Pakistani,

Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye.

tino ne Neche Dekha To Zameen Per ek

 

Lambi Line Nazar aee.

American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai.

Chinese: Nhi Ye Cheen Ki Deewar Hai.

Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building

 

Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K

 

Bahr cheni leny Walon Ki Line Hai..!

 

 

Aur Bhi Hai..

Sardar :- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I

 

AM GOING”?

Friend :- Main jaa raha hun.

Sardar :- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur

 

bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke

 

jaa..

 

 

Nahi Aata

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko

 

a,b,c Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9

 

tak aty hia..

Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k

 

pathy a,b,c main  9 nahi aata.

 

 

Fir Bhi!!

Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko

 

Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun…

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.

 

 

Jor Se Bolo

Teacher to class: A for?

Class: Apple

Teacher: Jor Se Bolo

Class: Jai Mata Di!

 

 

Gita pe haath Kabhi Nahi

vakil Lalu se :  “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho

 

ke…… ”

Lalu : “Yeh kya laga rakha hai, Sita ko

 

haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir

 

Gita pe hat rakhunga to sasura aap use bhi

 

bulwa lenge…!”.

 

 

3 Din

Maalik Makaan : Mein tumko kiraya dene

 

ke liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.

Santa : Theek hai ji, mein Diwali Holi aur

 

Chrismas ke 3 din select karta hoon.

 

 

Main Mera..

Bachha  (phone par): Madam, mera beta

 

aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho Ji?

Bachha : Main Mera papa bol rahe hoon.

 

 

Palan Poshan

Ek 10 saal ka Bachha bohot dhyan se ek

 

book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Bachhon

 

ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Bachha : Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke

 

mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha

 

hai ya nahi.

 

 

Use Bande Ki Jeb Mai Thi

Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise

 

hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche

 

aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Driver Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi

 

jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

 

 

Love

Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehta

 

hai aur geer jata hai.

Girlfriend :- Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Funny Boyfriend :- I’m falling in love.

 

 

Hole in the Umbrella

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha

kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phat

 

gia to?

Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata

 

kaise chalega

 

 

Fasi Ki Khushi se

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di

 

jayegi.

Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Sardar(Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9

 

baje hon!!!

Source : Hindi Jokes

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