Non Veg Jokes

Non veg hindi jokes

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motu-bhabhi ak gilas dudh dena. bhabhi-bilauch kar le lo.pio

motu:-ma kasam dudh maga to ye hal hai, agar pani mangta to kya hota.

 

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1pagal. 1khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha ta

2nd pagal ye kya hai?

1pagal -love letter hai.

2pagal-magar ye to khali hai

1pagal – aajkal bolchal band hai.

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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

 

Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… 😉

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GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?

GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena!

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‘Pehly hath mein lo Phir mou me lo Phir thook lagao Phir seedha kero Or andar ghusao KITNA MUSHKIL KAAM HY SUI ME DHAGA DALNA

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‘Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..

Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?

Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.

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Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola

Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota

Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye

Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey.

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.

Dr.: Ru married? NO

Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO

Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

 

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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:

Begam Ejazat hai?

Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi

Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:

Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?

Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena

MAA CH*D dega !

 

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Sunny leone in Master Chef:

Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.

Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.

Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..

Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!

Source : Hindi Jokes

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