Hindi Naughty Jokes

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka

rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto

par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”

 

________________________________________________

 

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di

Banta : Kyun?

Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film

dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge

 

________________________________________________

 

 

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone

aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?

Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas

hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

________________________________________________

 

 

 

 

Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.

 

Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!

 

________________________________________________

 

 

On first night after marriage

 

Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.

 

Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.

 

Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

________________________________________________

 

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.

 

Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!

 

Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

________________________________________________

 

 

 

 

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?

Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

________________________________________________

 

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,

to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,

so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

________________________________________________

 

Source : Hindi Jokes

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s