Shiney Ahuja Qne Liners

Q: Whats Shiney Ahuja’s fav song?

A: Maid in India!

 

Q: What kind of disorder does Shiney have ?

A: Bai-polar disorder

 

Q: What is Shiney Ahuja’s fav mode of transportation?

A: Bai-cycle

 

Q: What kind of food does shiney like?

A: Home Maid !

 

Q: Who is Shiney’s fav football player ?

A: Bai Chung Bhutia

 

Q: What is Shiney Ahuja’s fav subject?

A: Bai-ology

 

Q: In cricket, what way does Shiney get most of his runs from?

A: Leg-Bai-es.

 

Q: Which Song did Shiney sing with N’Sync

A: Bai Bai Bai !

 

Q: What is Shiney’s fav Enrique Iglesias song?

A: Bai-lamos

 

Shiney Ahuja took the ‘Where in Mumbai should you live’ Facebook quiz, it said he should live in the suburb of Bai-culla.

Q: Why was Shiney Ahuja picked by the Ministry of External Affairs for a official foreign trip?

A: Because he is bai-lingual.

 

Q: What did Shiney Ahuja say to the police?

A: Let the bai-gones be bai-gones. Let me go home

 

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja rush into the doctors dispensary?

A: Because the doctors sign-board said Bai-pass surgeon.

 

Q: Why was Shiney Ahuja shooed away by the guards outside a public event?

A: Because it said Bai-standers not allowed.

 

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja hop on Virar-express train ?

A: Because it stops at Bai-andar station.

 

Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja want to be in the governing body of an organization?

A: Because he wanted to pass a new bai-law

 

Q: Why does shiney Ahuja like horror movies ?

A: Because he can see Bai-yanak scenes

 

Q: What type of code did Shiney Ahuja write when he was a programmer?

A: Bai-nari code

 

Q: Why does Shiney Ahuja like the Chinese?

A: Because he heard the slogan ‘Hindi-Cheeni bai-bai’

 

 

Source : Hindi Jokes

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