Q: Whats Shiney Ahuja’s fav song?
A: Maid in India!
Q: What kind of disorder does Shiney have ?
A: Bai-polar disorder
Q: What is Shiney Ahuja’s fav mode of transportation?
Q: What kind of food does shiney like?
A: Home Maid !
Q: Who is Shiney’s fav football player ?
A: Bai Chung Bhutia
Q: What is Shiney Ahuja’s fav subject?
Q: In cricket, what way does Shiney get most of his runs from?
Q: Which Song did Shiney sing with N’Sync
A: Bai Bai Bai !
Q: What is Shiney’s fav Enrique Iglesias song?
Shiney Ahuja took the ‘Where in Mumbai should you live’ Facebook quiz, it said he should live in the suburb of Bai-culla.
Q: Why was Shiney Ahuja picked by the Ministry of External Affairs for a official foreign trip?
A: Because he is bai-lingual.
Q: What did Shiney Ahuja say to the police?
A: Let the bai-gones be bai-gones. Let me go home
Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja rush into the doctors dispensary?
A: Because the doctors sign-board said Bai-pass surgeon.
Q: Why was Shiney Ahuja shooed away by the guards outside a public event?
A: Because it said Bai-standers not allowed.
Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja hop on Virar-express train ?
A: Because it stops at Bai-andar station.
Q: Why did Shiney Ahuja want to be in the governing body of an organization?
A: Because he wanted to pass a new bai-law
Q: Why does shiney Ahuja like horror movies ?
A: Because he can see Bai-yanak scenes
Q: What type of code did Shiney Ahuja write when he was a programmer?
A: Bai-nari code
Q: Why does Shiney Ahuja like the Chinese?
A: Because he heard the slogan ‘Hindi-Cheeni bai-bai’
Source : Hindi Jokes