WhatsApp Funny Jokes Hindi – वॉट्सअप जॉक्स

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

 

Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.

Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.

Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.

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Boy (Girlfriend se) : Darling… tum muje kitna pyar karti ho ?

Girl : Jitna tum karte ho jaan…

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Boy : Iska matlab ki tu bhi bas “Time Pass” hi karti hai.

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Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka girft kaha hai ?

Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..

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Girlfriend kushi se chillane lagti hai..

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Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.

Boy : Suno jara…!

Girl : Chup raho khate time bat nahi karte.

(Khane ke bad)

Girl : Ab bolo…

Boy : Teri Plate mein Cockroach tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam”

Ek khoobsurat Ladki se ek Ladke ne pucha – “Tum kaha raheti ho ?”

Girl – “Mein CG Road…”

Boy – “Itni khoobsurat hokar bhi Road par raheti ho, Mere ghar chalo.”

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Doctor and Dardi Jokes

 

Dardi (Doctor se) : Ab muje aapki davao se bahot hi accha hai. Bas thodi si aur sans ki taqlif hai.

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Doctor : To thik hai… Aap kahete ho to use rokne ke liye bhi Davai de deta hu.

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Very Funny sad Jokes

 

Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.

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Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…

“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru sale,

Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”

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Very Funny Wife Jokes

 

Chintu : Meri bivi mar gayi… Mein rona chahta tha… Par Anshu nikal hi nahi rahe the.

Fir muje ek dost ne kaha.

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“Imagine she’s come back!”

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Fir to pucho mat… “Kya roya mein”

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Chintu (Pintu se) : Tum dono ki jodi Raam aur Sita ki jodi jaisi hai.

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Pintu : Kya yar… Raam Sita jaisi…

“Na to Sali ye Dharti mein samati hai, Aur na ise Rawan lekar jata hai.”Ek dukhi pati BABA ke pass gaya aur bola – “Meri Wife Do din se khamos hai.”

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BABA – “To baccha mere pass kyu aaya hai, “Guinness Book of World Record” mein jao.Purani kahavat hai – “Sote samay Tension lekar nahi sona chaiye”

Ye jante hue bhi Log “Apni Bivi ke sath sote hai”

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Arj kiya hai – Funny Jokes

 

Arj kiya hai…

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Jamane ke dar se teri tasvir Toilette mein chupa rakhi hai.

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Wah wah…

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Jamane ke dar se teri tasvir Toilette mein chupa rakhi hai.

Didar ho tera bar bar isliye “JULAAB” ki goli kha rakhi hai.

Source : Hindi Jokes

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