Diet Of Funny Jokes

Pappu Ki Badmashi Woh Bhi Teacher Ke Saath

Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho ka Haunsla Badhane Ke Liye Ek Trick Khelti Hai

 

Lady Teacher: “Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss kare”

 

Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath per Kiss karte hai.

 

Lady Teacher: “Jin Baccho ne 2 Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal per kiss kare”

 

Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai.

 

Tabhi Pappu bolta hai: “Miss, Bistar Bicha lo”

 

Lady Teacher: “Kyun????”

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Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?

Santa Train Mein Poori Seat Gher Ke Lata Hua Tha.

 

Ek Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhai Thoda Seedha Ho Jaa, Mujhe Bhi Baithna Hai.”

 

Santa: “Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?”

 

Aadmi Darr Ke Dusri Jagah Baith Gaya.

 

Phir Ek Pahalwan Aaya Aur Bola: “Side Ho Chhotu Mujhe Baithna Hai.”

 

Santa: “Abe Oye, Tujhe Pata Hai Main Kaun Hun?”

 

Pahalwan Ne Santa Ko Gardan Se Pakad Ke Uthaya Aur Bola: “Haan Bol Kaun Hai Tu?”

 

Santa Rote Hue: “Bahi Ji Main Bimar Hu, 2 Din Se Tej Bukhar Hai.”

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Santa Banta Aur Mobile Ka Message

Santa Ne Banta Ko Hairan Hote Hue Bola.

 

Santa: “Yaar Aaj Mere Mobile Pe Ek Ajeeb Sa Mssg Aya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya”

 

Banta Hairani Se: “Achha, Abe Aisa Konsa Mssg Hai?”

 

Santa: “Battery Low”

 

Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Abe Jaldi Se Mere Ko Forward Kar, Sabko Darayenge“

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I’ve Got Everything I Need

A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel.

 

His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: “Honey, I Know We’ve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce”

 

The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h.

 

Wife Then Says: “I Don’t Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because I’ve Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And He’s A Better Lover Than You”

 

Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases.

 

Wife: “I Want The House”

 

Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h.

 

Wife: “I Want The Kids Too”

 

The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now He’s Up To 140km/h.

 

Wife: “I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too”

 

The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: “Is There Anything You Want?”

 

The Husband Says: “No, I’ve Got Everything I Need”

 

She Asks: “Really! What’s That?”

 

The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: “I’ve Got The Airbag.“

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Girlfriend Pe Shayari

Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,

 

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,

 

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,

 

Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

 

Tum Ya Main?

 

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main…”

 

Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…

Source : Hindi Jokes

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