Hindi Jokes

Zoo Mein Ek Sher Ne Santa Ko Maar-Maar Ke Zakhmi Kar Diya.
Logon Ne Hairan Hokar Sher Se Puchha: Arey Tum Toh Bade Seedhe-Sadhe Shareef The, Santa Ko Maar Maar Ke Kyu Zakhmi Kar Diya?
Sher Gusse Se Bola: Arey Saale Ne Dimag Kharab Kar Rakha Tha, Kitni Der Se Bole Jaa Raha Tha, Itni Badi Billi, Itni Badi Billi…

Girl-Friend Apne Boy-Friend Pappu Se: Maine Aaj Cheating Ki Hai.
Pappu Pehle Toh Thoda Sa Hairaan Hua Phir Chillate Hue Bola: Tho Main Kaunsa Tujhse Pyar Karta Hoon, Mein Bhi Toh 2 Saal Se Cheat Hi TohKar Raha Hoon.
Ladki Rone Lag Gayi, Aur Boli: Par Main To Exams Ki Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Pappu: Ooohhhhhh Shitt…. Pehle Batana Tha Na.

Santa Petrol-Pump Par Scooter Leke Gaya Aur Bola: Bhai 10 Rupaye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Salesman Ne Suna Aur Majak Udate Hue Puchha: Bhai, Itna Sara Petrol Dalva Ke Kya Karoge? Kahin Jana Hai Kya?
Santa: O Jana Kahan Hai Yaar, Hum Toh Aise Hi Paise Udate Hain.

10th Karne Ke Baad Santa NE Pappu Se Pucha: Beta, Bade Hokar Kya Karoge?
Pappu Khushi Se Boli: Baap Banunga, Padhai Karunga, Shaadi Karunga.
Santa Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha: Beta Tu Kuch Bhi Kar, Teri Zindagi Hai… Lekin Ek Request Hai.
Pappu: Ji Papa, Bolo.
Santa: Yaar Thoda Sequence Ka Dhyan Rakhna…

Santa Ladki Waalon Ke Ghar Rishta Pappu Ka Rishta Leke Pahuncha.
Ladki Ke Parents: Hamari Beti Toh Abhi Pad Rahi Hai.
Santa: Koi Baat Nahin ji… Hum 2-3 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.

 

Banta Apne Guruji Ka Pravachan Sunne Gaya.
Guruji Bole: Jo Jo Swarg Jaana Chahta Hai Vo Apna Haath Khada Kare.
Banta Ki Gharwali Aur Saas Ne Apne Haath Upar Utha Diye.
Guruji Ne Banta Se Pucha: Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jaana Chahte?
Banta: Guruji, Yeh Dono Chali Jayengi Toh Yahin Par Swarg Ho Jayega.

Aaj Banta Ko Ek Ladki Ka Message Aya.
Girl: Hi……
Banta: Hello
Girl: How Are You?
Banta: Fine
Girl: Where Are You From?
Banta: Hoshiarpur
Girl: Aap Kitna Pade-Likhe Ho?
Banta: Tumhare Jitna.
Girl: Mere Jite!!! Matlab?
Banta: Main Bhi Bas Itni Angreji Bol Kar Seedha Hindi Mein Shuru Ho Jata Hun…
Girl: Mar Ja Kaminee… Tera Kcuh Nahin Hoga!!!

Ghar Ka Kaam Time Se Aur Achche Tarike Se Nahi Ho Paa Raha Tha Toh Banta Apni Biwi Ko Bola: Kaam Ke Liye Koi Bai Hi Rakh Lete Hai?
Preeto Gusse Se Boli: Nahi Chahiye.
Banta: Kyun?
Preeto: Achchi Tarah Jaanti Hun Mein Tumhe Aur Tumhari Tharki Aadaton Ko, Main Bhi Toh Bai Bankar Hi Aayi Thi Kamine.

Ek Diwaar Par Likha Tha: Yahaan Kutte Susu Karte Hain.
Banta Ko Badi Zor Se Susu Aaya Thha, Usne Idhar Udhar Dekha Ki Koi Bhi Nahi Dekh Raha Toh Waha Susu Kar Diya.
Phir Muskura Kar Bola: Ise Kehte Hai Dimaag, Susu Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya.

Source: Hindi Jokes

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