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BOY-Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mujse Kr Do Mai Apko Uske Vazan K Brabar Sona Duga

GOLU-Waqt do

BOY-Sochne ko?

GOLU-Nai Beti Ka Vazn Barhane K Liye

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Snta k Sar Se Khoon Nikal rha Tha

DOctor:Ye kaise Hua

Snta:Me Hatho Se Patthar Tod rha Tha

To kisi ne kha”Paaji kabhi to Dimag Istemal karo”——————————————————————————————–

SNTA: Dukh to jivan ka sathi he OR sukh to aata-jata h

BNTA: Shi bat he, meri Biwi hamesha sath hi rhti he OR meri Sali aati-jati rahti h ——————————————————————————————–

Sardar in a Art Gallery–Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap modern Art kahte hai.? Art

Deale – Mere baap! Tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aaina hai.!

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Snta Ko Electric Chair Pr Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza

Sunai Gayi

Jallad-Aakhri Khwahis Kya H?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Rha H

Mera Hath Pakd Le ——————————————————————————————–

Jism kamp gaya, Jab snta ne bnta ki Daadi se Kha: Daadi Koi acha sa Gana to Sunao!!”

Aur Daadi Boli :I Wanna Chiggi Whiggi With You Boy ——————————————————————————————–

Meri har yaad me TUM ho

Meri har soch me TUM ho

Meri har dua me TUM ho

meri har aas me TUM ho

Aur

TUM ho

Kutte ki DUM ho

Pta nhi kaha GUM ho ——————————————————————————————–

Santa & Banta ne Zindgi me pehli bar Riksha dekha

Snta:dekho kitna chhota Taanga

Bnta:Han aur Gadha to ghoda bilkul aadmi jaisa lagta he ——————————————————————————————–

Snta schol s rota aya

ma-Q ro rhe ho

snta-Sir ne mara

Ma-Q

snta-Wo banta Ko dant rhe the to maine Use Misal Di

Jo “bhonkte”he wo “kat’te”nhi ——————————————————————————————–

Teacher:Sab se zyada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?

Student-padhai mei.

Teacher:Wo kaise? Student:Sir,Kitaben kholte hi neend ajati hai. ——————————————————————————————–

[ Source : Hindi Jokes ]